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Overheard at Riverdale

Student: Is that a Monopoly thimble?

Other student: No, it’s one of the new cafeteria cups.

Student *buys 100 flowers, sings romantic original song, and gets down on one knee*: Will you go to prom with me?

Other student: No. I wanted an ice cream truck like Jake.

Senior: Sorry, I wasn’t feeling too well so I couldn’t come to class.

Teacher: I’m only a PhD doctor, but this seems like a case of senioritis.

Student: This lunch food is bussin’.

Other student: I know right? When we got rid of DAAR we got rid of bland British food too.

Student: Why are we always so late?

Other student: Because we walk a 5K after every class.

Student: Bro, I have so much work. I’m cooked.

Other student: Let’s just thank the lord that we’re not in Horace Mann. 

Student: Amen.

2024 Summer Mini-Crossword

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