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March 2021 Dad Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?

Because he didn’t have no-body to go with.


What did the oar tell the other oar?

This is so row-mantic.


Which Riverdale faculty is rumored to be related to royalty?

Mr. Kingsley.


What was the roadworker’s favorite class?

Constructing America.